Please enjoy our third annual Holiday Design Poem! Follow along to the tune of “Santa Baby”.

Builder Bradley–Please Finish My Remodel Tonight

Builder Bradley, just slipper tub my bathroom
For me
Been an awful long time
Builder Baby, please finish my remodel tonight
 
Builder Bradley, a 24” dishwasher too
Brand new
I’ll leave a key for you here
Builder Bradley, please finish my remodel tonight
 
Think of all the mess you’ve made
Think of all the subcontractors paid
Next week I could furnish this place
If you’ll check off my long punch list
 
Builder Bradley, I thank you a lot and really think we have a wonderful spot
Builder Bradley, please finish my remodel tonight
 
Builder Bradley, one thing that I really need is paint
Don’t wait
Please hurry up my remodel tonight
 
The designer is coming next week
With furniture to furnish my penthouse suite
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you can deliver for me
 
Builder Bradley, forgot to mention one little thing
Your team
Has been so great to work with
Builder Bradley, so finish my remodel tonight
Please finish my remodel tonight
Yes, tonight!